Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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