What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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