I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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