you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize