I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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