where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i've created a new STD.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize