There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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