Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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