Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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