I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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