I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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