The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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