come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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