Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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