So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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