This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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