It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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