That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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