i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
her vagine was all disorganized.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
