so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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