This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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