ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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