Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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