Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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