yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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