You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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