I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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