You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just gargled with NyQuil
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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