What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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