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You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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