She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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