I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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