your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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