dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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