I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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