How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Someone signed my nipple.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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