Do you still have your period?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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