the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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