if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
