Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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