Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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