Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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