I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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