I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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