normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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