What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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