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Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I wear drunk well.
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