Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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