she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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