I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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