i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How did I end up in the pool?!
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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