Do vagina's smell?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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