just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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