I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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