she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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