I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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