i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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