Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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